Well if you are rich enough to get your kids a new junkie to give them some special entertainment that goes over the head, then you can book Pete Doherty to do that for you.
Well I wouldn’t want a junkie like Pete coming anywhere near my kids, but well a father in UK doesn’t think the same like me. He booked the Babyshambles frontman to come play at his daughters birthday bash for just $200--Kate Moss not included.
"The birthday girl's dad told him she was a huge fan, Pete was flattered and happy to oblige. He turned up and played his big hits. Everyone had a great time. Some partygoers asked him when he was going to start making dogs out of balloons. He took it in good humor."
When word spread about how cheap he was going for, his agent received more than 500 bookings--hopefully they weren't for kiddie birthdays.