Want to observe Tara Reid nude? Buy her a couple drinks on any Tuesday night. But if you wanna see these two famous women involved in a celebrity fashion face-off, look no further. Beard, an Olympic Gold Medalist who’s actually known for positive athletic exploits (unlike Michael Vick) grabbed headlines last month when she posed naked for Hugh Hefner’s well-known publication. She’s lovely and talented.
Reid, a train wreck of an actress, is known largely for botched plastic surgery and a boob job that makes the work done on Ashlee Simpson look perfect. She’s ugly and usually drunk. So this isn’t the most difficult match-up we’ve ever posted. Unlike the time we pitted Stacy Keibler against Kelly Clarkson in a battle of beauty, it should be obvious who wore the dress above better.